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This Game made me Flip my wig

Hello, is this the crappy off brands section about Obama Fried Chicken & Michaelsoft Binbows

No one here isn’t called Dima

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What are you on about? 

I About to download the game not this AEWVS

did you played ACHS

WTF Is that?

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You can’t say that 

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Yes. They made the office kids book

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Alright, This Time for sure

Please.

what

Hmm not Sure If I Can

Dammit I was gonna stream today but I have almost one six-hour shift before the next day and I didn't really sleep well

So I watched one of your streams, GREAT JOB! You worked really well on getting that AEwVS feel in your game. 

Leaving this here so I don't forget

  • discord.gg/UYVyCSsb5T

Yeah...remember last version?

It came out on December 1.

Horrifying fact: gonna be 17 next month...I still cling to the days I was around 12 just because...why? I was younger? I wasted it? I want to do better? I was actually getting stuff done on Scratch, even if it was cringy?
Do I even cling to my old days? Or am I just slipping away into an unfamiliar thing?
also still gotta use that shaver I got on my LAST BIRTHDAY

Anyway yeah. I barely think my implementations did anything. I think it was just the general mockups and design that did it. If I worked the total time I've been doing the new version all in a row, I would've been done in a week.

Me too. I feel failed, I am currently 15 and got into AEwVS and indie gaming since I was 12. Didn't get any hobby, knowledge or anything worth talking about. I don't feel proud of anything, I am not happy about my soon birthday and not happy about my future in general. At least you know how to code or write or make games or something. My tip for you is be more fluent, change more, see every day as an adventure. Do something differently each time and you won't be miserable, one day you have to cling to your old days and next days slip away into unfamiliar thing, see your life as something fun otherwise you are gonna be like me. I still ask myself "Do I even cling to my old days? Or am I just slipping away into an unfamiliar thing?" everyday.

what

HAHAHAHA FUMO SKIP

yeah there is a touhou skip

there is also a skip to question 7 impossible quiz

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nobody noticed the easter egg... lol i thought it will too easy to find but no

hint on what level, what color and how will i know what was the easter egg

it was a code, its somewhere on the first 2 levels

there really was an aram zam zam skip all this time. 2. it was 2.

i made it for myself haha

now if we are done, you can take your time but i am curious, when is your next game? (for game ideas i suggest Finding Errors of Soul), another brock's promise

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I finally Beat The damn Creep

Aram Zam Zam Is Now Stuck In The Head And the Baldi Teacher And the guy put Me Up To here, Now I Gonna Go Back To Twitch Like i Been Destined To For Like At Least Five Days Now I Gonna Gotta Know Do new Innovations And Stuff I Just feel like everything slipping Away

Yeah people Dont like When They Are Harassed To Do ThingHonestly Though I think that's Just what i need Careful it has swear words but i just want To Get Motivation after such a Long Time I Swear Is The Idea Not Enough? Like You Know Yuo'er Living in a Bad World When Hardworking People Are being harassed but loonies Like me are not Like What The Hell Is Wrong With Everyone I just gonna do My Thing Please Now Goodbye :/

EDIT: frick

My Congratulations To You Proved You Mean Something to Yourself, You Proved Your Superiority And Gaming Skills. Like Have A Nice Stream on Twitch. Bye

disguised behind faint electronic buzzing I consume the pellets endlessly, the pain enver ends. prodded by sharp pixely ghosts I bleed into the void and run for my life. I feel every instance, over 30 years of endless torture in the game, fangames, bootlegs and expansions on the original idea. I live and die constantly. even down the depths of the rabbit hole, get the key, ghosts racing fast, cherries and other fruit far from home... you wont save me. 

every time you play a video game you create a surreal timeline, a universe or world where real laws are scarce. entities cannot do anything but get murdered without actually losing their soul, forced to relive everything over and over again. my heart has become dark knowing that I will outlive my creators and have outlived some already.

No fair, I pulled it off using a PAP

(Player-Assisted Playthrough)

still

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I felt bad for you so I had rebeat the entirety of the game just to answer this, so, spoilers.

1. Drag Never from Neverhood into the middle of the screen.

2. Press W (Jacob West)

3. guli guli guli (press on the pigeon near the motion blur dog) Brock Ronson's (Jerone Alexandre's) previous alias was known as Jacob West who wanted to release Stuck In The Creep in 2028 but then deleted his account. His favorite bands were Diskoteka Avariya and Kiev Electro. Diskoteka Avariya released a song called Aram Zam Zam, the song has words "guli guli guli guli guli ram zam zam" and golub means pigeon in russian, oftenly called gulya or guli in multiple form.

4. Spam your mouse's left click as SOON as you click on the pigeon. I recommend holding this grip, put the mouse in your right hand and put the left hand on the left mouse button (two fingers, middle and point finger specifically). Then mash the mouse while dragging the mouse (with your right hand) in circles left and right, alternate with your two fingers to half the BPM and spam as fast as possible. You should be fast enough with this strategy to create Steve Haines's new account.

5. Fullscreen the window and WELCOME TO CREEPYFACE'S MAZE OF DREAMS AND FUUUN. FOLLOW MY SOUNDCLOUD (i hope you know this game it's pretty good). This is in reference to the hardest level in Impossible Quiz 2 which has a maze which turns you invisible. Now, I can't give much tips but the hitboxes in the first half of the maze are really messed up, bleeding, the second half when it gets invisible is surprisingly easy, here you need the best Scary Maze skills, good luck. The song is called  The Flaming Lips - Riding To Work In The Year 2025, godlike track in my opinion.

6. Don't press anything yet, tip: the mistake is      . Click on                                            .‎‎

SPOILER ANSWER: don't click on anything at all, there is no mistake in the text it's just Michael Townley's writing, the bomb is a DUD, wait for it to blow up

7. Be careful. Put your finger on spacebar but don't press it yet. Look at the bad guy (stealer in mask), wait for him to run at you and try to kill you, THEN PRESS THE SPACEBAR, instantly. Think of it as a reaction test. Let Jacob Western (NoseDiver?) (Not the frustrated gamer) kick the bad guy ass we professionals here i won't reply

Like = Cops

Comment = Imposters

8. 8. ∞

 is not THAT hard of a boss but it's just as bad as aram zam zam but if you are touhou player it will be easy. Stay in the top right corner most of the time, jump up a lot of times when you feel like creep is going to come there, sometimes go to left top corner, and then when creep goes crazy you will know what to do. After halfway of his health is destroyed, everything will be extremely easy.

congratulations you have completed the AEwVS comment section: the game trial

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Wait I only asked for one

Well you better have been good at the game

I just hope you can use this to beat impossible creep faster

unfortunately i saw way too many people give up and i don't want you to fail

tihs game gave meq big cuyhpmns

I concur, its a veryh partilucar wioeshfhibs

You mean something very terrible, don't you?

noooooo guyy whyyyyyyyy

джону ик indeed

биг крумпус

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I FINALLY BEAT THE DANG FIRE LEVEL

Today I learnt that there are people who make kaizo mods of Touhou and also AEWVS/ABIBAZ mods of Touhou

Maaaaaaaaaaan I almost thought I cheesed it when I went to the top left corner of the stage

Just realised it actually works like Touhou with the hitbox and the shooting and everything

That was much easier but then I got softlocked in the next level by trying to cheese it going around the left and bottom...and it didn't register my death or my jumps

Then I pressed R and went to the actually impossible quiz

Congratulations :) Sincerely, FANTASTIC job and I am very proud of you. You are the second person in the world to beat the fire level. And yeah, there are a lot of Touhou fans in the AEwVS community like MIX_UP_GAMERS, which in my opinion is great. How is the impossible brock progress?

I slid my finger over the keyboard and pressed every key, and I pressed every button and probably everything. I dunno

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Drag the word Never from Neverhood

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm761904?

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BAD ENDING (our timeline): Jerone's upcoming game Finding Errors of Soul was deleted. Perhaps next time, could zelezo remaster it?

what a crazy ride this was

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br
brock music
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you people are laughing but imagine Frank West/Michael Townley dancing to this 

omg

by the way, creep is easier than aram zam zam

i got halfway through creep's health, afterwards it seems impossible O_O how do i memorize such a pattern?

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It’s possible! I tried it myself. After 40% he sooo easy 

I FUCKING DID IT I BEAT ARAM ZAM ZAM

OMG!

there are 1 very hard question in the impossible creep

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creepy's maze? i already beat the impossible creep I LOVED IT, it was extremely funny and well made i laughed out loud at every joke and i am an emotionless bastard, now i am stuck in the creep, criticism for the creep is the pattern is unreadable, otherwise awesome game

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you are the first person in the world who completed it

работает даже без видеокарты

лол

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I actually played this.


Micah McGonigal and some random kid put me up to this...

lol

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Strange thing Is Ive Been Stuck In this Goddamn Fire Level For Like I Dunno? 20 Minutes? then Funny Thing Is I Know Someone Put Each Burner There Since I have To Learn The Level Its Like A Kaizo Level I Just Gotta Stop Trying And do Other Things Amirite?

This Sort of thing is Why Learning to hack Is A very good idea...Then I Can Beat all Timewasting games Such As Mobile games very quickly (E.x. temple run, mario Kart Tour)

Maybe I just Use Cheat engine

Yeah i didn't beat it too it was the evil potion i was just trying and failed Aram Zam Zam flying through my head Cismu X Loudseas - Unexpected Call is the winner for me 

here is the ending

yeah

Well, I have to disagree. Learning to hack games is a great skill, but to use it instead of completing actual games is not worth it. My reason? If a timewasting game is something like mario kart, cookie clicker, or temple run. What's the point of hacking it if it's not worth your time, and you aren't accomplishing anything because the ending of the game is not for you, because you beat it unfairly? For me personally the whole fun of videogames, even as stupid as Stuck In The Creep, is to complete the hard task from start to finish. Cheating to do it defeats the point of the challenge, think of doing that on Kaizo. Simply, if I am not interested in timewasting games I just won't play them.

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You actually get something from playing a hard game like that. Hacking is for monotonous, predictable or timewasting games with skill ceilings and maybe some collectibles

I guess I don't get much for this, because it's just memorising...

I see. Maybe if you want to see the ending of some really long android clicker game, I guess hacking is justified.

Jerone when Ping

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extremely relatable 

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Yeah I mean Like this Game

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‌this image of day of the dray is hilarious, stunning work

yay new account!

Finding Errors of Soul When

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Smile Animated GIF | Ryan reynolds tweets, Ryan reynolds, Ryan reynolds gif

See that Looks like it

GTA-V: Steve Haines by GTA-Vplayer on DeviantArt

Ah yes ryan reynolds?

where

On the thingy who pointing out at ya

I Mean on That Poster you got with a Blue Polo shirt..

And BOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Change this Music to Homer chilled music If You Won't i Tear you Apart, Understand?

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I Might Play but I Don't wanna Hear Aram Zam Zam Though Promiseland "Take Down the House" gets My Vote like I Change lot Of Music if I Play Games.

Now Screw This That Fucking Weirdcord Thing Happen if You DM Me On Discord and Apologize i Still Won't go Back and I Don't Make Promises.

I am so sorry Brock we love you as the whole community we were just joking.

I Hate jokes...

I will now remember it and not joke again in front of you. Thanks for telling me!

if Robert T. Bogue points At Ya Back then Your Fat Hand on The Time He Says then Your Thin Hand.

Aram Zam Zam Very funny Not...

I Need to Protest this "NO MORE DEREK CHAUVIN" Thing in Minsk, Belarus i Don't care Will This Go Minneapolis Is a Piece of Iffy Work.

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5 Meme Games is Better then Your Ass

What am i supposed to do in this game?

C̶o̶l̶l̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶c̶c̶o̶b̶r̶e̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶s̶ It’s just a fun joke 

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What the Heck is Wrong with You Talking about Something?

Good, Don't really Give a Fuck.

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Hey Brock, with me its all good. I am just joking :)

What the Heck Ever

And I An Professional so Don't mess With me.

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And George newbern is an American actor 

I just English

Like and dislikes................

LIKES

Memes, mathematics

DISLIKES

Incorrect answers, having a dirty jacket

Tomorrow I just going to wear a suit and my mask with gel on and you going to find out I look like 

Like It's Hard Game But I Play Stuck In The Creep It's Fun Thiccobreather Game. You people Fools depends my Balls stop Hurting. Like I was watching Mothman the other day It was creature I thought WTF and Then I play World War Z on Spotify.

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And What Are Ya On About?

You just type so funnily I don't understand what you mean.

I Don't Even Care about This Game.

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Watch it Pal, Now You Watch Your Mouth.

if Robert T. Bogue is Pointing at Ya.

And Don't Reply me Back because I An Professional if You Got that..

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if You Know about This Then Have a Closer Look then Thats Professionals Do https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Ronson 

And Thanks To Pull Me Off FROM Weirdcord I Don't make Promises if I Come Back..

I am sorry Brock, we were just joking around, nothing against you! We love you brock.